Mom was standing in the kitchen, looking at the counter, and giggling like a schoolgirl. She had her hand over her eyes, and would take a peek, and then laugh some more. I went in to see what was going on. She pointed, and then laughed. All I saw was a butternut squash sitting on the counter, with a towel draped over it. She laughed again, and then said, "It's a butt!" and giggled some more, dropping her head and hunching her shoulders. She was certainly right, it was a butt. Very disgustingly pimpled, but a butt nonetheless.
Probably not what was intended, but it serves as my entry for
ETA: Yes, I am an idiot. I don't know how to make that a link. I also don't know how to just show the name and not the whole link. Oh well, here's the link. http://knottygirls.com/jenla.blog/index.php/2007/10/03/pimpin-it-on-wtf-wednesday/