My work e-mail gets a lot of spam. The latest rage seems to be fake headlines from MSNBC or CNN or wherever.
There must be a spammer out there with a sense of humor. I've actually taken to reading the headlines, because they are funny! I've written down a few recent ones, and thought I'd share.
"Breaking news! No one killed in Bancroft, WV today."
"Chinese authorities arrest, beat up Olympic panda."
"Favre gets unconditional reverse deactivation restriction preclusion." I LOVED that one.
"Scientists warn of new global luke warming threat!"
"Extreme Home Makeover host Ty Pennington's house inadvertently bulldozed."
Come on, they're funny!
Yes, Cornbread the Dude, I have been reduced to reading spam. Not eating it, though.